Wednesday, October 14, 2009


Hans and Greta Falberstraum
your genial hostess and host,
welcome you to the Witching Hour,
the hotspot with the most.
Grab a table, name your poison,
we'll whip up your favorite brew,
inside a steaming cauldron, it
will cast a spell on you.
Our menu has new items,
so take your time, peruse!
Our pastries, breads and cocktails
will aid your self-abuse.
Try our "Grave Turnovers"
they'll have you doing that,
and "Half-dead Bread" will keep you fed,
with only half the fat.
We have "Legosi Lager",
it has a nasty bite,
toss a few right down your throat,
you'll be howling through the night.
Here's something for the ladies,
"Man-eater Martinis" for you,
you can get it with a sandwich,
just don't bite more than you can chew!
There's the "Wolfman" and "Hair O' the Dog",
both to fix what ails you,
the "Eye of Newt and Toe of Frog",
the soup that never fails you.
And don't forget the kiddies,
our fare, they will be lovin',
feeling the heat in every treat
from our "Hansel and Gretle" oven.
The Falberstraums are anxious
to have you all for dinner,
their "Mystery Meat" Pot Roast
is for sure a drop dead winner.
So, we'll see you when you're hungry,
or come in when you thirst,
Hans and Greta do assure you,
you could really do much worse.
"The Witching Hour" beckons you,
to ignore it would be rude,
Wine and dine, you'll do just fine
with all our "Killer" food.

(Formerly the "Kill 'em and Grill 'em Steakhouse", Paramus, New Jersey, 07652)


  1. Very delightful, Walt! I love your humor! ;)

  2. I said this on the other site, but this was AWESOME! I bow to your superior creativity. You're wicked cool.