Wednesday, June 3, 2009

A MISS IS AS GOOD AS A MILE (A Parody)

Why so sad Miss Sour Puss?
Why do you look so dour?
Your countenance is all screwed up
It’s been like that for hours.

You have those eyes that sparkle,
Reflecting nature’s glow,
The moon , the sun and all the stars,
Where did that sparkle go?

Your pearly whites are dazzling
It used to last for days,
But lately you deny their shine
You show a murky haze.

Your dimples used to make me laugh,
Their depth so deep and true.
But they’ve been hidden just the same,
Tell me, what IS wrong with you?

You boost me up when you are up
And when you’re down, you’re awful.
Being such a crabby thing, in fact
Should not be lawful.

So spread your grin from ear to ear,
Release your womanly wile,
And don’t forget this simple rule:
A miss is as good as her smile!

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