As a hormonally charged
fifteen year old boy,
my cousin Gerry told me
you can find your porn star name
by taking the name of your first pet
and combining it with the name
of the street on which you grew up.
We had a Miniature Poodle named Dinky
that lived with us in our
house on Wood Street.
Not-so-unexpectedly, I stayed in school
and cracked the books.
I had a bright future ahead of me...
fully clothed.
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